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#1 bmo

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Posted 17 January 2020 - 12:58 PM

1. Law of Mechanical Repair -
After your hands become coated withgrease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity -
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability -
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers -
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5.Variation Law -
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

5.Law of the Bath -
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

6.Law of Close Encounters -
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7.Law of the Result -
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

8.Law of Biomechanics -
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9. The Coffee Law -
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10.Murphy's Law of Lockers -
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

11. Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

12. Law of Logical Argument -
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

13. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!


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#2 noodle

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Posted 18 January 2020 - 01:38 AM

4.Law of Random Numbers -
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

 

 

This one is proved not to be a "universal law". Duely checked that quite frequently when busy o get no answer it's because I dialed wrong!


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Posted 24 January 2020 - 10:06 AM

LOL