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Posted 16 November 2017 - 07:34 AM

Robot Bartender...

An American goes into a bar in Calgary where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?
The guy replies, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy say, “168”
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”
The guy answers, “Whiskey.”
The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “100.”
The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man answers, “50.”
The robot leans in real close and asks, “So . . are . . . you people . . . still unhappy Hillary didn't get in ?

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Posted 16 November 2017 - 09:16 AM


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Posted 16 November 2017 - 10:24 AM

Same ase before but a slightly different ending:

...The robot leans in real close and asks, “So . . are . . . you people . . . still happy with Donald Trump?"

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