Thoughts On Growing Real Old...
1: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow her newspaper.?
"This is the 21st century" she said, "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."
I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him..!
2: Hey Guys - I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right.?
What the hell do I do next.?
3: Be honest, if people heard what you where thinking half the time, you would be in jail or a
mental hospital.
4: Never laugh at your wife's choices - you're one of them.!
5: Saw a sign at an intersection the other day at a place called, West Conshocken, apparently placed
there by the local police.
It said - Complete Stop - FREE... Rolling Stop $109.50 - YOUR CHOICE..!
6: Quill.?? Why did Shakespeare only write using Quills.?
Pencils confused him - 2B or not 2B...
7: I found that growing up in the 60's was a lot more fun that being in my 60's.!
8: Wife crashed the car again today. She told the police, the man she collided with was on his
mobile phone and drinking a can of beer. Polive said, he can do anything he likes in his own living room.
9: In a crazy world - Sometimes you gotta feed people some BS, just to see who they run back and tell...
10: Stealing someones coffee is called Mugging.!
11: The other day I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice Jester.
12: Whoever invented those "Knock, Knock" jokes, should get a "No-Bell Prize".
13: Energizer Bunny arrested - Charged with Battery.
14: My grand-daughter put her grandma on Speed Dial.! She calls that - Instagram.!
Now go relax and have another beer - at your age you'll forget all these anyway.
Edited by bmo, 15 July 2019 - 12:54 PM.
