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#1 bmo

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Posted 15 July 2019 - 12:49 PM

Thoughts On Growing Real Old...
 
1: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow her newspaper.?
"This is the 21st century" she said, "We don't waste money on newspapers.  Here, use my iPad."
I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him..!
 
2: Hey Guys - I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right.?
What the hell do I do next.?
 
3: Be honest, if people heard what you where thinking half the time, you would be in jail or a 
 
mental hospital.
 
4: Never laugh at your wife's choices - you're one of them.!
 
5: Saw a sign at an intersection the other day at a place called, West Conshocken, apparently placed 
there by the local police.
It said - Complete Stop - FREE...  Rolling Stop $109.50 - YOUR CHOICE..!
 
6: Quill.??  Why did Shakespeare only write using Quills.?
Pencils confused him - 2B or not 2B...
 
7: I found that growing up in the 60's was a lot more fun that being in my 60's.!
 
8: Wife crashed the car again today.  She told the police, the man she collided with was on his 
 
mobile phone and drinking a can of beer.  Polive said, he can do anything he likes in his own living room.
 
9: In a crazy world - Sometimes you gotta feed people some BS, just to see who they run back and tell...
 
10: Stealing someones coffee is called Mugging.!
 
11: The other day I held the door open for a clown.  It was a nice Jester.
 
12: Whoever invented those "Knock, Knock" jokes, should get a "No-Bell Prize".
 
13: Energizer Bunny arrested - Charged with Battery.
 
14: My grand-daughter put her grandma on Speed Dial.!  She calls that - Instagram.!
 
Now go relax and have another beer - at your age you'll forget all these anyway.

Edited by bmo, 15 July 2019 - 12:54 PM.

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Posted 16 July 2019 - 02:58 AM

 

Thoughts On Growing Real Old...
 
1: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow her newspaper.?
"This is the 21st century" she said, "We don't waste money on newspapers.  Here, use my iPad."
I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him..!
 

 

We used to clean windows with old newspaper. Currently I'm experimenting about how to clean windows with the Internet, Still trying to find the procedure in Google!

Also used old papers to put under doggy to collect it's excrements. Now I energically reject the idea of putting under doggy my iPad!


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Posted 16 July 2019 - 11:59 AM

Too many numbers are mine. :lol: