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#1 bmo

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 12:09 PM

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.



He described a typical day this way:


“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive snake and took four leaks behind big trees.”



Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”



”No,” he replied, “I'm just a shitty golfer.”

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 01:57 AM

Yes, golf is a great outdoor sport!

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 09:46 AM

Quick action a must. :)