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#1 noodle

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 08:45 AM

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
                            

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring  at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

 

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh:

"I study  psychology, and I know what a man is  thinking;
I bet you felt embarrassed, right?

"The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

                          
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

                         
The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to s***w people".


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Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:27 PM

Perfect...


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