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#1 bmo

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Posted 08 August 2017 - 10:30 AM

Not our kid...........


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

Then you said:
- Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.


So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.

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Posted 08 August 2017 - 12:30 PM

A surrealistic black-humor joke!!

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 07:10 AM