And I have to be political correct and call the snowman a "snowpeople"
Ah, another politically correct Winter in Canada ---2018.... What a morning...
8:00 -- I made a snowman.
8:10 -- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didnât make a snow woman.
8:15 -- So I made a snow woman as well.
8:17 -- The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 --- The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 -- The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 -- I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 -- The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a head scarf.
8:35 -- A First Nations group stopped and said that the project had been built on what was once their traditional lands without their consultation and approval. They wanted an apology and compensation.
8:40 -- Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 -- I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.
Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"
8:52 --- My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 --- I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.
9:10 -- I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 -- ISIS just claimed responsibility.