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#1 bmo

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Posted 24 April 2018 - 07:38 PM

Understanding Car Language

The daughter asks her father, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand.  He is soooo into his cars and he said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that, if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with a dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe!"


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Posted 24 April 2018 - 10:56 PM

It's useful to learn mechanics' language...

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Posted 26 April 2018 - 01:33 AM