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#1 bmo

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 08:13 PM

And I have to be political correct and call the snowman a "snowpeople"


Ah, another politically correct Winter in Canada ---2018.... What a morning...



8:00 -- I made a snowman.

8:10 -- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didnât make a snow woman.

8:15 -- So I made a snow woman as well.

8:17 -- The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 --- The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 -- The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 -- I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 -- The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a head scarf.

8:35  --  A First Nations group stopped and said that the project had been built on what was once their traditional lands without their consultation and approval. They wanted an apology and compensation.

8:40 -- Someone calls the cops who show up to see whats going on.

8:42 --  I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. 

             Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"

8:52 --- My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am  blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 --- I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.

9:10 -- I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 -- ISIS just claimed responsibility.

Thank you Management & Posters of LSC for making this a wonderful place.
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Posted 05 May 2018 - 12:48 AM

No way to be politically correct!

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Posted 05 May 2018 - 07:02 AM

Oh how true it sounds.  :lscrules: