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#1 bmo

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Posted 17 October 2019 - 01:30 AM

An atheist Joke
An atheist was sitting next to a little girl on
an airplance and turned to her and said...
"Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up
a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read
her book, replied to the stranger...
"What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh I don't know," said the atheist.
How about why there is no God or,
no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?"
as he smiled smugly!
"Okay," she said.  "Those could be interesting
topics but let me ask You a qiestion first.
"A hourse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - Grass.
Yerrt a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps!
Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girls intelligence,
thinks about it ans says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies,
"Do you really feel qualified to discuss God,
Heaven and Hell, or life after death,
when you doc't know shit?"
Cute response wouldn't you say..!

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Posted 17 October 2019 - 11:31 AM

Really funny... but heard this same joke, inverted... about a religious fellow trying to discuss  about God, Heaven, Hell and afterlife...

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 02:02 AM

Faith & Hope is all we have. :lol: