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#1 bmo

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Posted 27 June 2017 - 01:07 PM

 An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a
large farm for several years.  He had a large
pond in the back.  It was properly shaped for
swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and
peach trees.
    
One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a
while, and look it over.  He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.
  
As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.  As he came
closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond.  He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went into the
deep end.
  
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
 
The old man frowned.  "I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond naked."  Holding the

bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

You can be old and still think fast.  :whistling:   :D


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Posted 28 June 2017 - 03:42 AM

Remind me a lady who found a nice "little", er... only 3 feet long, alligator in her swimming pool, in Florida!


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Posted 01 July 2017 - 12:42 PM

I presume that 3 footer was on vacation from his normal so-so area.. :whistling:


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