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#1 SouthernComfort

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 10:03 AM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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Posted 27 September 2019 - 01:45 AM

A really cruel joke!

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Posted 07 October 2019 - 09:30 PM

Oops - was that guy a blonde..?

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