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#1 bmo

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:10 PM


After Monday and Tuesday even the Calendar says - W T F...

I have to stop saying "How Stupid Can You Be"
People are starting to take it as a challenge.!

Sign seen on the back of a Horse Trailer,
Caution floor covered with Political Promises.

People say drinking Milk makes you stronger.!
I drink 5 glasses of Milk and try and move a wall..
I can't.!
I then drink 5 glasses of wine.
The wall moves by itself.!

If I refuse to Nap...
Is that resisting A Rest.?

If you mated a Bulldog and a Shitzu...
Would it be called a Bullshit.?

1 - Place a concrete block on the floor...
2 - Walk around it twice...
3 - Sit down - relax...
You have just walked around the block 2 times..!

Common Sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden..

They had to get a translator in at the Benefits Office today...
Somebody came in speaking English.!

Thank you Management & Posters of LSC for making this a wonderful place.
"Global Warming - Blah... A CO2 misnomer and not man made I say!"

#2 noodle

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:25 AM

"They had to get a translator in at the Benefits Office today...
Somebody came in speaking English.!"


Benefits for illegal immigrants in some US states are better than those of legal residents!

Please remember to thank for topics you view. A nice Thank You is always welcome

#3 SouthernComfort

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:53 AM

Amen.  :lscrules: