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#1 bmo

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Posted 08 September 2018 - 02:38 AM

Stuff for Old Folk...

01. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.

 

02. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

 

03. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

 

04. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

 

05. Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

 

06. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

 

07. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

 

08. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

 

09. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.     Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

 

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

 

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

 

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

 

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

 

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.


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Posted 17 September 2018 - 09:04 AM

Amen.  :)



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Posted 19 September 2018 - 07:34 AM

I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

 

 

Absolutely correct.... 


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